tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63318457690776634892024-03-12T22:06:05.634-04:00Bloggen-DazsLee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.comBlogger68125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-15194957181819709462010-09-07T23:11:00.002-04:002010-09-08T09:16:15.676-04:00Self Service<p>My hands have been killing me all day and I couldn't figure out why. Jenna just pointed out that I spent 45 minutes yesterday with and without the proper tool trying to remove her factory installed oil filter on her CX-9. Some robot, no, some super advanced terminator robot at Mazda must have screwed this thing on because the tool designed specifically for making removal of the oil filter easy still needed me to use all my strength to the point of shaking uncontrollably just to get it to budge. Next oil change should go smoother but I'm definitely gonna need a friend and some beers to help out just in case.<br /> </p>Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-76634026551971123662010-08-04T10:12:00.003-04:002010-08-04T10:56:42.778-04:00Chrome to PhoneHere are the steps to setup Chrome to Phone<br /><br />1) Setup the app on your phone<br /> - From your phone click <a href="http://chrometophone.googlecode.com/files/chrometophone-android-v1.6.apk">here</a><br /> - Pull your alerts page down and click on the completed download<br /> - Click Install<br /> - Once installed, click Open<br /> - Click Next in the Chrome to Phone app<br /> - It should have your Gmail account defaulted, click Next<br /> - Select whether you want to automatically or manually launch links<br /> - Click Next and then click Finish<br /><br />2) Setup the extension on your browser<br /> - If you are running Chrome click <a href="http://chrometophone.googlecode.com/files/chrometophone-extension-v1.0.crx">here</a><br /> - At the bottom you'll get a warning. Click Continue<br /> - Click Install<br /> - If you are running Firefox click <a href="https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/downloads/latest/161941/addon-161941-latest.xpi?src=addondetail">here</a><br /> - Click Install Now and then Restart Firefox button<br /> - Open any web page and click the new Phone Icon in the top right<br /> - Click the Login link that pops up and log in to your same Gmail account.<br /><br />3) Open any web page, Google Map, or Youtube video and click the phone icon and it will be sent to your phone's browser, Map, or Youtube app respectivelyLee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-21117057253004113792010-05-03T00:19:00.006-04:002010-07-15T11:09:47.678-04:00Great Scott!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/S-GeerwbooI/AAAAAAAAAII/dnQo5BDZSRE/s1600/fotn.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 166px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/S-GeerwbooI/AAAAAAAAAII/dnQo5BDZSRE/s320/fotn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467825672583619202" border="0" /></a><br />The excitement of this weekend started Saturday evening when Jenna and I headed out on I-75 to go to Ft. Lauderdale to see Daniel Tosh. The drive down there took forever, riding the entire west coast until we crossed the deserted and exit-less Alligator Alley. The upside to the swamplands is there are never any cops on it so when a Tahoe passes you doing 100mph you have no reserves following the train of cars right behind him.<br /><br />We get to Ft. Lauderdale right around 8pm when the sun is setting. In an almost perfect setting with the sun going down, I spot the turnpike/interstate high-rise intersection that David and Max point out at the end of Flight of the Navigator. This was just a smidgen of childhood things to come this weekend.<br /><br />We got great seats right in the middle for Tosh. The Improv was nicely setup so that each section was just a step higher than the one in front of it. Tosh's opener was really funny and got the crowd warmed up pretty quickly. Tosh came out and did about an hour and a half of racy "nobody's safe" jokes. Almost all of his material was new. The only recycled parts came from his "Completely Serious" DVD so most of the crowd hadn't heard it anyways. We were quite disappointed that he didn't come out for pictures or autographs afterward, especially since he did it in Tampa with almost twice the crowd size. We were told it was because his girlfriend was in town. I'm not sure how I was supposed to take that excuse.<br /><br />We get back on the interstate around midnight. It's completely pitch black with nothing more than my headlights and an occasional car passing in the opposite direction lighting up the roads for nearly an hour through the swamps. It was so monotonous just watching the white lines whiz by at a cruise controlled 80mph. No Tahoe this time so I had to play it safe. I get to Naples on the other side and had never been so happy to see amber street lights. The remaining two and a half hours of white stripes were less monotonous, but Pandora decided to play nothing but slow music with lyrics about sleep (not joking) no matter what station I put it on. We arrive home at about 4am and I am mentally and physically exhausted.<br /><br />Alarm starts ringing. It's 10am. It's time to go see Christopher Lloyd!! We get ready and head over to Westshore's Double Tree hotel where I see Trekies hauling luggage to cars and taxis as they exit. The Star Trek Convention was pretty much over for everyone else but was just starting for us. As soon as we walk in the door, there's my favorite childhood vehicle sitting in the lobby with lights glowing and gauges flashing. The Back to the Future DeLorean. I snapped a picture from every angle I could and then headed into the event. The convention definitely wasn't as large as I had imagined it would be. It was roughly 4 or 5 ballrooms full of people and tables with tons of merchandise for sale. Most of it was Star Trek stuff naturally, but as I poked around I found quite a few BTTF items. I bought the things that really caught my eye and passed on quite a few others.<br /><br />We went back to the DeLorean and after I donated $20 to the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research through <a href="http://tothefuture.org/Welcome.html">the owners</a> of this fine time machine, I got to sit down inside. I had my picture taken in the driver's seat and got to turn on the time circuits and enter my birth date in the "Where you were" part of the dash. They even let me take some pictures with the hoverboard they had in their car.<br /><br />So 4:30 finally hits and I'm sitting in the lobby with the DeLorean while Jenna goes outside and smokes a quick cigarette. In usual fashion, the celebrity we're waiting to see is outside while Jenna is smoking. She calls me and tells me to come outside. I go out there and sure enough Christopher Lloyd has just arrived and is out in the parking lot. I took a quick picture but didn't want to press on and end up annoying him. We go back inside and start lining up with the crowd to get his autograph. The line seemed to fly by as we were scrambling to get everything in order for when we got to the table. We got him to autograph a 25th Anniversary BTTF poster I bought at the convention and the case to the BTTF trilogy that we brought with us. While he was signing he was very polite and all smiles. We were a bit star struck but I managed to remember to ask him if the Facebook profile that I showed him from my phone was in fact him and not just somebody posing as him. He confirmed that it was indeed him. The guy working there next to him said to him "He's asking if that's your Facebook profile," in kind of a disbelief tone. Lloyd looked over at him and confidently said "I know." We sat around the auditorium a bit to let the ink dry on the paper and kinda bask in the awesomeness that is Doc/Fester/Judge Doom/etc. We headed home giddy and satisfied that adults can still feel like kids.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-66367056715983119562009-12-13T18:10:00.005-05:002010-07-15T11:07:53.227-04:00Nathan as RussellEarlier today Nathan and I walked outside to go to the car. When I opened the front door a business card fell to the ground because some people don't understand what a sign means when it says "No Soliciting." Before I could pick it up and throw it in the trash, Nathan grabs it and puts it firmly between both hands. He looks up at me and says, "Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today sir?" Oh man, I lost it. Too funny. For those of you that haven't seen his new favorite Pixar movie and don't know where the quote is from, watch the video below.<br /><br /><object width="412" height="196"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ORFWdXl_zJ4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ORFWdXl_zJ4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="412" height="196"></embed></object>Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-41343971667605866712009-11-05T01:19:00.004-05:002010-07-15T11:07:26.280-04:00The WeightAround the end of August, beginning of September I started cutting my calories. I did a little research on how to calculate what I needed and decided since this is the only "diet" that I hadn't really tried I would give it a shot. In my research I found that a rough estimate is to take your goal weight and multiply it by 13. So I want to weigh 155 but overshot and said 150. So I took 150 x 13 and got 1950. That's how many calories I could eat each day. <br /><br />It was really hard at first because you get so hungry throughout the day. After the first two weeks it was a breeze though. My hunger subsided in-between meals and I got on a pretty regular schedule. How I began was cutting out unnecessary calories. I already drank diet soda so that wasn't something I could change. Things like big snacks in-between meals got the axe though. I also cut out big sides to the main parts of my meals. I am now on a pretty regular "diet" of a small breakfast, a decent lunch, and a big dinner. I put diet in quotations because I really just consider this how I eat now, not a temporary way of cutting weight. And that's really how it has to be in order for this to work.<br /><br />My breakfast usually consists of Eggo Cinnamon Toast waffles. I have 2 each day with nothing on them. Trust me, they're that good. Lunch I have a sandwich with little or no side. If you have been following my Facebook posts you know that I frequent Subway. That's not because of the advertising of losing weight from Jared, but more that it provides low calorie food and is also my favorite fast food restaurant to begin with. Dinner is most of the time at home. Jenna and I have found recipes online that are not only delicious, but low in calories. As long as you keep breakfast and lunch low though, you can have a hearty dinner and not feel bad about it. <br /><br />Watching every single calorie is very important the first two or three weeks. It lets you know how many calories you have left for the day and gives you a feel for what is acceptable food to eat. Trust me, we've found some food that is just jaw-dropping in calories that we used to eat all the time. It's not to say that you can never have high calorie foods or go out to eat any more. You just cut calories in certain meals if you know you want to have a bunch during a certain one.<br /><br />The two tools we use most to help us are iGoogle which has a free app called "Food and Calorie Finder" <name> and "Lose It" for the iPod Touch and iPhone. Food and Calorie Finder let's you search pretty much any ingredient or restaurant for calorie information. It's a bit quirky but it gets the job done. My suggestion is when you're searching for stuff, leave out the apostrophes. They screw up the results and make them unclickable. Lose It is basically the same thing, but more convenient when you're out and about.</name><br /><br />Jenna started probably 3 weeks after I did and is up to 17 pounds lost. I started back in early September-ish and just hit 30 pounds lost. It's an amazing feeling to have old clothes fit you and have people notice that you're losing weight by asking you.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-51672330505492100432009-11-05T00:32:00.008-05:002010-07-15T11:06:19.285-04:00The Arcade ProjectThere's a lot of technical mumbo jumbo in this blog so a short and simple story to go with the pictures is that I'm building my own MAME arcade. Click <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/leewoods23/ArcadeProject?authkey=Gv1sRgCO-Hp4aezeH21wE&feat=directlink">here</a> to skip the story and see the pics.<br /><p></p><p class="MsoNormal">Back in July I started researching the world of building my own arcade. It’s very fascinating what people have done and can do to say the least. There were so many paths and options I could take. It took me about two weeks just to get a feel of what all needed to go into it and where to get everything.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">First I had to decide whether I wanted to use an emptied out original cabinet, build one from scratch, or fork out the money for pre-cut pieces. The emptied out cabinet offers true form and is pretty cheap, but could lack quality due to wear and tear. Building one from scratch gives self satisfaction of doing the job and let’s imaginations run wild, but could lack in quality depending on carpentry skills and requires quite a bit of garage space. Pre-cut arcade frames look fantastic and professional, but cost quite a bit.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Next was the decision on what type of monitor to use. There’s the original arcade monitors that will obviously give a true feeling of an arcade, but can be pricey and are also known for electrical shock even when unplugged. In some cases I read where people died from this capacitor electrocution. I could put in a television that would give me an arcade feel and is cheap, but it can be difficult to find the right size monitor that has s-video and power return (more on power return later). The other option is a computer monitor which works well since there is a PC running it anyways so it obviously hooks up, but it can cause sound delays that really take away from the arcade feeling.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">I also had to decide on a control panel where all the joysticks and buttons reside. With any choice of cabinet, I could choose from a number of control panel options. I could buy one flat out which again looks professional, but is definitely costly. I could build one which requires a lot of know-how on running wires and would have to convert to USB eventually. I could also buy an original arcade control panel. This would give me original feel, but limits you to one style as far as where the buttons are and I would still have to convert to USB.</p><p class="MsoNormal">So my decisions were an emptied out original cabinet, a TV for the monitor, and a purchased custom control panel. The cabinet I bought off of Craigslist was in really nice condition and was super cheap. I haven't purchased the TV monitor or custom control panel yet because my money has been pretty much frozen since we started <a href="http://leewoods.blogspot.com/2009/11/house.html">house shopping</a>. The TV monitor is the safer route and let's me go up to a large screen without ridiculous weight like a computer monitor. It will need power return which means when I power the arcade on, the TV will turn on and go to the correct input that it was last on without me having to touch anything. LCD's would have been nice but I did a test with one and the choppy sound lag was unbearable. The control panel is going to be the most expensive part, but it will allow me to put the buttons in the places I want and in the colors that I want.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">I bought a PC off of Ebay to run the arcade. The motherboard was DOA and so I got a refund for it, but got to keep the tower. I used the refund to buy a new mobo and a faster processor for it, so it worked out. I also bought a wired Xbox 360 controller to add to the one I already had to provide controls to the games until I can buy the control panel. I also picked up a smart power-strip from Target that allows me to shut everything off by shutting down the PC. This is done through it's master/slave power sockets. The only other purchase thus far is a nice wireless keyboard and mouse from Logitech off of NewEgg that provided quick access and easy hiding when I needed it.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">As far as graphics for the cabinet, I have picked out Mortal Kombat II vinyls for the sides and control panel, and a plexi-glass marquee for the top. Mortal Kombat II was and still is my favorite arcade of all times. I play it constantly already on the setup I have now.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Currently it is an unfinished project, but after we move into the house this things gonna be perfect. I will blog about the finished project and provide more links on where everything came from and the prices of each component. <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/leewoods23/ArcadeProject?authkey=Gv1sRgCO-Hp4aezeH21wE&feat=directlink">Here</a> are the pictures of the arcade currently.<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p>Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-31438715843926184652009-11-05T00:12:00.003-05:002010-07-15T11:01:39.035-04:00The HouseJenna and I are buying a house in Apollo Beach. It's a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom with an office, and it has a screened in back patio. It was an investment house, so not only are we getting it cheap but the entire interior is being completely redone. They are putting wood floor throughout, tile in the bathrooms, new carpeting, new paint which we picked out, new outside accent paint, granite counter-tops, new refrigerator, and bathroom light fixtures and mirrors. We're really excited about everything and can't wait to move in after our closing date of December 20th. It'll be a nice Christmas present to ourselves. Shortly after moving in we plan on doing some renovations of our own that include knocking down a wall or two but that's another blog.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-56293382932930084172009-11-03T18:45:00.002-05:002010-07-15T11:01:22.027-04:00UpdateI have quite a bit to blog about but want to get my thoughts together before posting. Stay tuned.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-67051749935174836972009-08-31T14:16:00.002-04:002010-07-15T11:00:56.137-04:00Calvino Inman easily next True Blood star<script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=dom&vid=/video/us/2009/08/31/wate.tn.boy.cries.blood.wate" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript>Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-61387427794309526092009-08-30T12:08:00.003-04:002010-07-15T11:00:13.743-04:00Dog TiredNotice I'm still using the remote.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SpqkYLCU28I/AAAAAAAAAHo/dp6fJdNiN6c/s1600-h/DSCN0992.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SpqkYLCU28I/AAAAAAAAAHo/dp6fJdNiN6c/s320/DSCN0992.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375789840406469570" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);"><br /></span>Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-66400261457147250002009-08-30T11:55:00.003-04:002010-07-15T10:59:49.362-04:00Fun With PhotoshopYou need to enlarge it to really see the effect.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SpqhYCsCygI/AAAAAAAAAHg/tYkXZW9bVzU/s1600-h/DSCN0986copy.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SpqhYCsCygI/AAAAAAAAAHg/tYkXZW9bVzU/s320/DSCN0986copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375786539630643714" border="0" /></a>Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-19749787395000279152009-08-26T12:06:00.004-04:002010-07-15T10:59:29.222-04:00Mountain Pooper, Not Mountain Cooler<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SpVeAVDT-jI/AAAAAAAAAHY/oBkYv6x7liU/s1600-h/CapriSun.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SpVeAVDT-jI/AAAAAAAAAHY/oBkYv6x7liU/s320/CapriSun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374305090080602674" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Sitting at the dinner table last night. Nathan says to us, "Look he's pooping." That's a Bill Cosby's Kids Say The Darndest Things quote if I've ever heard one.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-71360250738479619862009-08-19T14:10:00.004-04:002010-07-15T10:59:09.220-04:00Happy Days Are Here<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SoxAS_Rja0I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/9nRRF-8d0ao/s1600-h/DSCN0932.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SoxAS_Rja0I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/9nRRF-8d0ao/s320/DSCN0932.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371739150513040194" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Jenna got her very own laptop in the mail yesterday. She finally never has to say to me "Hey, when you're done on there can I use the computer?" Now it will be "Hey, I broke this. Please fix." :)Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-30110031106813686882009-07-28T17:47:00.007-04:002010-07-15T10:58:40.183-04:00Murphy's LawMan, I can't believe I'm not the only animal on this planet with luck <a href="http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jul/28/aquarium-rehabbed-dolphin-killed-shark/">this bad</a>.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-46421074393284145372009-07-25T12:24:00.007-04:002010-07-15T10:58:15.942-04:00Rootin' For Gates<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/weather/research/2009-07-15-gates-hurricanes_N.htm">Bill Gates</a> has taken a giant leap in the world domination competition. Take that Google.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-74998462166959682582009-07-02T09:34:00.007-04:002010-07-15T10:57:25.279-04:00Big Mac Land x 5I know this video will probably be pulled, but while it's up check out how Jayson Werth hit the 5th! deck in Toronto. Unbelievable!<br /><br /><object width="412" height="196"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xYpzgQsGrHI&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xYpzgQsGrHI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="412" height="196"></embed></object>Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-12451917539180351622009-06-26T14:29:00.004-04:002010-07-15T10:57:01.445-04:00Ah FloridaYou ever see a group of good ol' boys dressed in camouflage overalls loading up styrofoam coolers full of Budweiser in the back of their raised pick-up truck and think to yourself, "ah, someone's goin' to the hospital today"?Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-52999752058653329292009-06-24T17:11:00.004-04:002010-07-15T10:56:17.432-04:00Lookin' For The Wizard Of Tampa<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SkKXq1zmx4I/AAAAAAAAAHA/-hf9Z3Z5uGs/s1600-h/DSCN0509.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 152px; height: 203px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SkKXq1zmx4I/AAAAAAAAAHA/-hf9Z3Z5uGs/s320/DSCN0509.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351006069523400578" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SkKXrAPjuBI/AAAAAAAAAHI/zNh6osiTgQw/s1600-h/Yellow+Brick+Road.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 189px; height: 189px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SkKXrAPjuBI/AAAAAAAAAHI/zNh6osiTgQw/s320/Yellow+Brick+Road.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351006072324995090" border="0" /></a><br />If anyone knows where the Wizard of Tampa is please let me know. I gotta couple things I'd like to ask him for. Really? They couldn't come up with a better logo than this? Pretty unoriginal. Unless they were trying for that look, in which case I think someone may owe likeness rights money.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-40089213348624045462009-06-04T00:53:00.003-04:002010-07-15T10:55:56.288-04:00Space Opening UpSo tonight I was thinking about my Myspace. Namely because Jenna was thinking about deleting her account it kinda got me on a thinkin' train as well. I know Josh deleted his awhile back but has since found at least one social networking replacement. I'm not really on the hunt here to find a replacement. This is more of a "have less crap to check on a daily basis." So thank you Josh and Jenna for showing me the way to be more like Tyler Durden and just let go. Let the chips fall where they may. I'm not my khakis and I'm not my Myspace. Goodbye Tenacious Lee.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-60653621584462444672009-05-21T11:04:00.008-04:002010-07-15T10:55:41.096-04:00Andy SambergOk, I usually try to avoid just a copy and paste of other crap out there on the net, but this video is just too funny. Andy Samberg has become a favorite and may actually convince me to start watching SNL again.<br /><br /><object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/74xo_HFJidIhfwao-g8C7g"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/74xo_HFJidIhfwao-g8C7g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="381" height="220"></embed></object>Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-47775329967256178952009-05-18T22:00:00.004-04:002010-07-15T10:55:22.022-04:00The Amazing SethI have been a huge fan of Family Guy since season 1. I always knew Seth MacFarlane was the creator of the show but not until recently did I find out how unbelievably talented the man is. When you get a chance, check out some of the things he does on his shows.<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_MacFarlane">Check out the history on him</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532235/">his media accomplishments</a>, and the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Family_Guy_voice_actors">list of voices he does</a>. The list of voices on the last page is just astounding, not to mention all the other things he does on the shows. When you consider all the episodes they sing in, and how good the characters sing, it's just mind boggling. Bravo sir and keep up the good work.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-53168344219768199002009-05-12T12:07:00.005-04:002010-07-15T10:52:28.453-04:00Quote of the DayToday on a radio show Roger Clemens spoke in reference to the book coming out <a href="http://www.amazon.com/American-Icon-Clemens-Steroids-Americas/dp/0307271803/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1242144577&sr=8-2">American Icon: The Fall of Roger Clemens and the Rise of Steroids in America's Pastime</a>. When speaking about using steriods he said, "It doesn't make sense. Our family has a history of heart problems. My brother had a heart attack in his late 40s. My step-dad died of a heart attack." Awesome. Just awesome. This opens up a whole new field of medicine. Marital Genetics.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-82198521463003359722009-05-11T14:53:00.004-04:002010-07-15T10:51:46.728-04:00The Broken English Language IIAnother story that comes to mind here is one that Jenna told me. A co-worker of hers has a sister that works in the maternity part of a hospital. She went into a new mother's room to check up on her and her daughter. She checked the sheet and saw La-Ia. She asked the mother, "How do you pronounce it?" It sounded pretty to her either way. Lie ee ya or Lie ya. The mother responded, "The dash is not silent. It's La Dash Ia." Holy crap. Someone please pray for this kid when she gets to an English class. My mom has had the best response to this story so far. What if it's a hyphen? La Hyphen Ia.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-72488345633198700922009-05-11T14:11:00.002-04:002010-07-15T10:51:29.964-04:00The Broken English LanguageToday I am at Great Clips in Brandon returning a haircut I got on Saturday. I'm waiting in the lobby when I hear a lady in one of the chairs call back to her son on the floor next to me "Are you being have?" As in a separation of the word behave. OMG!Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331845769077663489.post-8224364674711303462009-05-09T11:13:00.005-04:002010-07-15T10:51:18.873-04:00Irony<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SgXbADTpObI/AAAAAAAAAG4/nOT7g-qIE_k/s1600-h/nosmoking.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 318px; height: 239px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u7LyAwUmOSc/SgXbADTpObI/AAAAAAAAAG4/nOT7g-qIE_k/s320/nosmoking.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333910127624403378" border="0" /></a><br />Irony has kept people laughing for hundreds of years. It may also one day kill someone.Lee Woodshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03238046767973322477noreply@blogger.com0